somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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