he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
What a dumb baby whore.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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