i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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