Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I deserve this hangover.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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