Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Are we still banned from the library?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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