so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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