R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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