two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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