He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
she looked like the before picture.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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