can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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