yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
