Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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