I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
