I'm drive I can fine osifer
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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