So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
