Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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