Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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