i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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