Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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