are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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