just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
No stitches, just platelets and will power
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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