sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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