Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
