And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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