she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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