I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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