There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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