It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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