One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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