haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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