This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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