new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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