U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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