I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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