I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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