I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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