I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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