Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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