I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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