Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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