He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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