Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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