My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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