is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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