But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
