Having a random hookup so left but love u
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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