Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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