dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
