I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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