the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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