I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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