Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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